By Johnathan Whitman, Dec 14 2018 01:20PM

Without a shadow of a doubt, you will have a more enjoyable time when visiting Thailand if you make at least a basic attempt at a few words and phrases, the locals will really appreciate it. Thai can be complex with five different tones, but it’s best not to worry about those for now and just try your best with the phrases below. Bear in mind that at the end of a polite sentence, Thai men use the polite particle “khrap” whilst women say “ka”. Also, the word for “me/I” is “pom” for a man and “chan” for a woman.

Another thing to remember is that when Thai is transliterated into English, it is rarely pronounced as written, therefore I have included phonetic transliterations in parentheses as well to help you. It is definitely worth downloading some translation apps on your phone to help you if you get stuck. Also bear in mind that the consonants r and l can be fluid and sound very much like one another when a Thai person is speaking.

The key thing is not to be shy and give the phrases a go, you might not get it right first time but the effort will be greatly appreciated!

Hello – Sawasdee Khrap (sa-wat-dee kap)

How are you? - Sabaidee mai (sa-bai-dee my)

What is your name? - Chuu alai khrap (chew a-lai kap)

My name is… - Chuu kawng pom…. (chew kong pom…)

No problem! - Mai bpen rai khrap (my pen rai kap)

Go to the airport please – Bai sanambin khrap (by sa-nam-bin kap)

Eat – gin (prounced with a hard “g”, sounds like kin)

Drink – duum (pronounced with your tongue at the bottom of your mouth and your mouth smiling not puckering)

Smoke a cigarette – Suup buri (soup bull-ee)

I am Italian – Pom bpen kon italien (pom pen kon ita-li-en)

You are very beautiful – Khun suay maak (koon sue-aye mark)

How much? - Tao rai (tau lai?)

Would you like a drink? - Khun yaak duum mai (koon yak doom my)

Where is the toilet? - Hawng nam yoo tii nai khrap (hong nam you tee nye kap)

I prefer ladies with large breasts – Pom chawp puying num yai (pom chorp poo-ying noom yai)

I like older ladies – Pom chawp puying gae (pom chorp poo-ying gair)

I would like two ladies – Ao song puying khrap (ao song poo-ying kap)

Am I handsome to you? - Pom law mai (pom law my)

My hotel is the Hyatt – Rong raem kong pom bpen Hyatt (low-ng lairm kong pom pen Hyatt)

I am hungry – Pom hiu khao (pom hew cow)

I am drunk – Pom mao (pom mao (mao sounds like cow))

I want to go home – Yaak bai glap baan (yak bai ga-barn)

I like Thailand very much – Pom chawp bprathet Thai maak maak (pom chorp ba-tait Thai mark mark)

Would you like to come to my hotel? - Yaak bai rong raerm kong pom mai (yak bai low-ng lairm kong pom my)

Can I meet you tomorrow? - Prungni pom pobgan khun dai mai (pung-nii pom pob-gan koon die my)

Do you have email? - Mii email mai (me email my)

You are a lot of fun – Khun sanuk maak (koon sa-nook mark)

By Johnathan Whitman, Dec 13 2018 08:00AM

For the vast majority of people, the first experience of your Thailand trip will be your arrival at Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi International Airport. One of the most modern and stylish airports in the world, it promises to be an impressive beginning to your Thai adventure.

Despite is cool, glass-walled hallways, spacious concourses, and many welcoming staff, the sheer size of this airport can leave some feeling a bit lost and overwhelmed. So to help you negotiate the Suvarnabhumi halls and make your arrival (and departure) a pleasant one, here’s our guide to Bangkok Airport:


Arriving at Suvarnabhumi airport is usually an okay experience. The vast majority of international flights will connect directly to the main building, meaning you won’t have to experience a shuttle bus and walk out into the heat. And with most halls having long stretches of moving walkway/travelators, journeys through the airport should be quick and fairly painless.

As soon as you depart you flight follow the clearly marked signs for immigration and baggage collection. Suvarnabhumi has a large immigration hall with lots of staffed desks, but during busy hours it pays to head swiftly to immigration with your arrival card already filled out in full.

SuvarnabFast Track Services

For those looking for a super slick and easy way to get through Suvarnabhumi airport, you’ll also find a Fast Track Service on offer (but pre book before your flight). This service promises to get you from your flight, through immigration, and to your taxi within 20 minutes, and with your luggage collected and loaded in your car for you.

Usually priced at 1,500 Baht, this is great value for those on a decent budget who appreciate avoiding the regular hassles and delays of airport arrival.

Getting from Suvarnabhumi to you Bangkok Hotel

We actually recommend booking a taxi in advance, and having a driver waiting for you at arrivals gate 3 or 4. This will be the most painless way to get from the airport to your accommodation. If you haven’t booked a taxi you’ll find lots of agents trying to grab your attention and offer you a ride into the city and hotel accommodation, but this is best avoided unless you wish to pay over the top. instead, once you exit baggage collection head downstairs to the first floor and exit the terminal, here youll see the taxi meter stand where you’ll be assisted to a meter taxi.

Alternatively, if you are traveling light, you can go down one floor further to the basement, where you’ll find the entrance to Bangkok’s new and modern Airport Rail Link. This smart and fast train will link you up with the citys BTS system in just a few minutes. It can be a bit of a daunting experience if you are arriving in Bangkok for the first time and don’t know the city or system very well, but it’s quite straight forward and easy to work out, as well as being a super fast and cheap way to get into and across the heart of the city.


There is only one large departure terminal, so it pays to research ahead of time and find out which entrance of the airport you need to use to get you to your correct airline, or at least tell your driver so he can look out for the sign (it could save you a long walk from one end of the terminal to the other).

Again, immigration on the way out can also get busy at peak times, so it pays to arrive at least 2 hours before your flight departs, even if you have already checked in online. If you don’t have access to one of the airline lounges there are plenty of duty free shops and restaurants, as well as masses of comfortable seating, making your airport wait a pretty OK experience.

Food and drink

There are plenty of restaurants at Suvarnabhumi, both sides of immigration. For those waiting for arriving guests, or just super hungry after a long flight, there is a fantastic mall style food court on the first floor, offering a great variety of Thai food at very cheap prices.

Once checked into your flight and through immigration you’ll find a decent variety of food choices, from Burger King, Dairy Queen, and the usual fast food outlets, to more style eateries with Thai fusion, dim sum, and gourmet coffee bars.


If you haven’t done enough shopping already on your Thailand trip (shame on you!), then there is still plenty of opportunity to get a few Thai style gifts and souvenirs before you leave. I think we all know the days of cheap duty free shopping are long gone and most of the gift shops here are selling products several times the price of what you’d find out in the Bangkok malls and markets, but that’s the price you pay for not thinking of your loved ones until the last minute. There are a few craft style shops and unique boutique stores, so you can at least get something more unusual if you’re going to spend those extra baht.

Other services

As you’d expect, there are several spas, massage shops, and a hair salon in Suvarnabhumi. Again, these are quite expensive when compared to the same service out in Bangkok, but still a worthy way to kill some time and forget you’re waiting to catch a long flight.

Suvarnabhumi is also home to a medical care facility, several pharmacies, prayer centers, and a hotel with short term beds available for those with some serious airport time to kill.

By Johnathan Whitman, Nov 4 2018 09:00AM

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We fully understand that not everyone is a season professional, and what may be routine for some can be an anxious experience for other, especially when you are not sure who or what to expect. So here at Pattaya Escort Girls we want to put your mind to rest with our first timer’s guide to using a Pasttaya escort service:

Choose the right hotel

First things first, if you’re going to take escorts to your Pattaya hotel room you need to make sure you’ve book a hotel which is Escort friendly and allows you to take girls to your room without adding on extra charges.

Fortunately, many Pattaya hotels are Escort friendly and will allow you to have multiple guests to you room. Please refer to our guide to Escort Friendly Hotels in Pattaya for more information.

Our Escorts are extremely experienced in meeting first timer customers and always dress and act very discreetly when entering and leaving hotels and apartments.

Decide what you want

One way to make sure you get the most out for you firs Pattaya Escort experience is to know what you want. If you have any specific acts or requests, or even have a strong idea of how you want your escort to dress (in lingerie or a naughty schoolgirl uniform), don’t hesitate to tell us in advance so we can make sure you get exactly what you want.

Many first timers tend to be very shy and aren’t open about what they want, or even fail to tell us because they are nervous. Believe me, we have heard and arranged everything before and we are totally unshockable. We are not interested in judging our customers, we simply want to make you happy, so please do tell us your desires so that we can make sure you get the experience you are looking for.

Choose the right girl

Most first timers tend to browse our website, look at the pictures, and decide which girl they want without reading the details. While it is a very good idea to decide which girls you find most attractive, it’s also very important to be flexible and have an open mind, and make sure you look carefully at what the girl you like will and will not do.

When you book your escort and tell us which girl(s) you like, also let us know the type services you want, so that we can insure that your first choice of girl can perform for you. If we know the kind of girl you like and what you want to do we may be able to make a better suggestion.

Looks and attraction are obviously very important in order to have a great first experience, but chemistry is equally important. If you are looking for specific services such as anal or domination but you select a girl who doesn’t specialize in either, we will be sure to let you know and make alternative suggestions for you based on your requirements. If you simple book a girl without telling us more details you may end up disappointed, not getting what you want.

Take it slowly

Most importantly, you need to relax and enjoy the experience. Trust us when we say you’re going to have an amazing time. Our girls are extremely first time friendly, and they will know how to make you feel relaxed and comfortable.

Once the booking starts the time is yours, you can start by having a few drinks and friendly conversation, or maybe you’d prefer to let our escorts give you a sensual massage to ease your tension and get you in the mood (some of our girls are fully trained in erotic Nuru massage!). And when you do feel ready for action, things will get wet and wild!

Book with confidence

We firmly believe that the key to having a great first experience is communication, preparation, and finding the right girl. We pride ourselves on our customer services and will do everything we can to insure you get the right girl and everything goes to plan. If we know you are nervous and it is your first experience, we will make sure to send you someone who is newbie friendly and will know exactly how to ease your nervous and give you a night of pleasure you’ll never forget!

By Johnathan Whitman, May 11 2015 09:00AM

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1) Quality - They have some hot girls, no question about it. No way can you find girls like that in a bar. Some of the best GoGo’s and Coyote bars have dancers in the same league, but it’s no sure thing and you’re certainly not going to save any money.

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